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101 Inspirational Quotes for Teachers - Funny 1. "Teaching is the art of planting seeds of knowledge and secretly hoping they sprout before the next test." 2. "Behind every successful student, there's a teacher trying not to spill their coffee." 3. "Teaching: where wisdom meets creativity, and the occasional classroom chaos." 4.
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42 Funny Teacher Quotes If you really want to know about the future, don't ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don't ask somebody who's writing code. No, if you want to know what society's going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher. Clifford Stoll
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255+ Funny Teacher Quotes - About Teaching & Classroom November 30, 2023 by Funny Quotes Funny Teacher Quotes: Delve into the lighter side of education with our collection of "Funny Teacher Quotes" that will leave you chuckling and appreciating the wit and humor that educators bring to their classrooms.
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1. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off." - Heidi McDonald. 2. "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." - D. Martin. 3. "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith. 4.
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7. A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. ~ Author Unknown. JPEG 1200 x 866. JPEG: A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. Printable PDF Page. PDF-A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. 8. A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.
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Quote #65. "The 2 rules of Judo training: 1- the teacher is always right and 2- when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.". Unknown.
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A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor and makes far less money. ~ Unknown. By choosing to be a teacher, you have entered an emotionally dangerous profession. ~ Unknown. Teaching is the greatest act of optimism. ~ Colleen Wilcox. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~ Hector Berlioz.
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"You make a better door than a window." ("Please sit down.") "It will feel better when it quits hurting." "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!" "You think I just fell off the turnip truck?" ("You think I was born yesterday?") "You're on a shoogly peg." ("This is your last warning.") Expressions about. farts
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Funny Teacher Quotes. 1 "A fancy car can't get you where you want to go in life the way a diploma can." - by Joyce A. Myers. 2. "I was pulled over by an officer and he wanted my papers. I did what he wanted and gave him my students' homework to grade. After I did that, I drove off." - by Heidi McDonald.
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1. "The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school." - Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3.
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Comedy and humor have to be as old as the human race itself. If that's the case, then teachers, instructors, and other types of educators have to be the second oldest targets for the butt of a joke. Check out these 100 jokes about those in the teaching profession that are sure to brighten your day. English Teacher Jokes
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7. "Some people say there's a rainbow at the end of every storm. I think there's a stack of ungraded papers and a pile of unfinished lesson plans." - Unknown 8. "I love when students come to me for help with their homework. It means I'm doing a good job of confusing them in class!" - Unknown 9.
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Teacher Humor is a great way to get us through the school year. We all know that teaching is a stressful job, and anytime we can add in teacher humor, the better we can cope with the stressful aspects of the job. Teacher humor is so important as a coping mechanisms for the hard times. Teacher humor can really hep us get through the tough times.
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"In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn." — Phil Collins, "Son of Man" "The fact that you worry about being a good teacher, means that you already are one." — Jodi Picoult "A.
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1. Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. 2. Teaching is a walk in the park… If that park is Jurassic Park. 3. Teacher? I prefer the term Educational Rockstar. 4. Not to brag but my teacher's voice is good enough to make the class next door quiet down. 5.