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I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out.. Now I'm feeling cannelloni. A big list of drove pasta jokes! 3 of them, in fact! Sourced from.
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Spaghett-hee hee. Score: 5. My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta. Score: 5. My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing. Score: 3.
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Funny Pasta Car Joke. My sister bet me 100 dollars that I couldn't build a working car out of spaghetti.. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
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A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter.
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He said he didn't know but would measure it. Come and spaghet it. Penne for your thoughts. I was fired from my job in the pasta factory, I make fusilli mistakes! You're pasta-tively awesome. I cannoli shake my head and marvel at how fantastic you are. Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.
car salesman *slaps roof of car* this bad boy can fit so much f spaghetti in it
The meat ball. A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them. They all agreed he looked Cannelloni. My neighbor asked me if I could come over next weekend and help him strain some pasta.
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Score: 4. My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta. Score: 5. My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing. Score: 3.
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It cost a pretty penne! ( Christmas Jokes & Pasta Jokes) A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear.. a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says "Doctor, I'm not feeling very well". Doctor replies "Hmmm, I don't think you're eating properly.".
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15 votes, 12 comments. I told my neibourgh I had made a car out of spaghetti she said don't be rediculous, well she got a shock next day when I drove…
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The waiter asks him what he wants, and the Elk hesitates for a second. "Locomotive.". The waiter is puzzled. "What?". "Land Rover.". "Sir, that's not on the menu.". "Lake Michigan.". The waiter is unsure what to say. Frustrated, the Elk brings his leg up on the table to point out what he wants on the menu.
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It's also funny because he's literally "driving pasta", as in, the car is made out of spaghetti and that's what he's driving as opposed to "driving metal" or whatever for a normal car. thesecretbarn •. Sort of. It's close enough to get the joke, anyway. [deleted] 11 yr. ago.
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A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter.